The Wonder Mom Review

DVD Giveaway: Braincandy's Smell My World

2008-03-21T06:23:00.000-07:00

UPDATE: We have a winner! Jenni, please send your address to clouth@gmail.com. I'll get your smelly Braincandy DVD right out to you. Congrats!

I recently received a few of Braincandy's "senses" series of DVDs, Smell My World and Taste My World, for review. Ava checked out the latter and I saved Smell My World for you. Well, not for all of you. Just one lucky winner.

Ava, who is 2 1/2 years old, thoroughly enjoyed the Taste My World DVD. Visually, it's unlike anything of her other Tivo favorites. She likes to watch Go, Diego, Go, Max and Ruby, Dora the Explorer and Peep. I thought that maybe the Taste My World DVD would be too babyish, but it seemed right on target for her. With unique visuals, music and dancing segments, the DVD engaged her right to the end.

The series also includes See My World, Touch My World and Hear My World, and won Dr. Toy's 100 Best Children's Products seal of approval. The DVDs have also earned several positive reviews on Amazon.com.

Would you like to win my copy of Smell My World? Leave a comment on this post between now and Monday, March 24, at midnight, EST. In that comment, let me know your child's favorite tv show/video.

Good luck!

Giveaway: Horizon Organic Milk Plus DHA

2008-03-13T05:27:00.000-07:00

UPDATE: OK, we have some winners.

• Cheryl

• Lesha

• Carmen

Please send your address to clouth@gmail.com, and I'll get the coupons right out to you. And, congrats!

How would you like some free milk, cheese or yogurt? Yeah? I thought so!

I'm not talking about just any old milk, either. This is Horizon Organic Plus DHA milk. Not only is it free of antibiotics, growth hormones and pesticides, it has added Omega-3 fatty acids that promote heart, brain and eye health.

I have been taking omega-3 supplements for a decade, and it makes me so happy to see this healthy fat in products that our kids consume everyday. The milk doesn't have any kind of strange taste. We usually drink soymilk here, so I was curious to see how my 2 year old would react when I slipped her some Horizon milk. She took a few swigs and said, "This is STRAWBERRY milk." I guess that means she liked it.

Horizon sent me three coupons to give away to my readers. Each coupon will get you one free Horizon Organic product up to $4.99, excluding the gallon milk and 16 oz. butter. In addition to the 1/2 gallons and individual-sized milks, you can try Horizon's yogurt, cheese.... they have a whole line of dairy products you can check out here.

To get your coupon, leave a comment here between now and Saturday at midnight. I'll pick three winners Sunday morning. Good luck!

The Six Pack: Karen Voight's New Workout Series

2008-01-25T11:18:00.000-08:00

Way back in the mid '90's, when I worked out like a fiend, weighed 2 ounces and thought I looked fat, I worked out to Karen Voight videos. I always loved her: excellent cues, with plenty of tips to help you do all the moves correctly and efficiently.

Turns out, unlike me, she's still incredibly active, writing for the Los Angeles Times, being voted “Fitness Instructor of the Year” by I.D.E.A. (International Dance Exercise Association), and making tons of workout DVDs, including her latest release: The Six Pack.

This past fall I started getting into exercise videos again, after the loss of morning light and the realization that my town is crawling with coyotes ended my morning walks. Unfortunately, within a week of receiving this set for review, my left leg was put in a cast for an as-yet-undiagnosed ankle ailment. So I haven't been able to give these videos a shot.

However, I did research them as I would have before purchasing them. I found that:

• Most if not all of the DVDs are repackaged versions of previously released workouts. Which is good for us, because they're are plenty of reviews online.

• All six are highly rated at Collage Video, which I've found to be an impartial, invaluable and reliable resource. More than half of The Six Pack have been named "staff favorites."

• Three of them -- Slim Toning on a Ball, Yoga Power and Quick and Slim, are just 30 minutes long. I love that in a workout, and many mornings, it's a requirement.

I know I could have watched them myself to give you a better review. But did I mention that I'm pretty pissed that I can't work out right now and haven't been able to since November? Watching a fitness video would kick off a pitty party of epic proportions. We don't want that.

Here are some links to make it easy for you, in case you interested in kicking your own butt around the living room.

The Six Pack
1. Strength: Slim Toning on a Ball -- Amazon page, Collage Video reviews
2. Sweat: Quick & Slim - Amazon page, Collage Video reviews
3. Streamline: Yoga Power - Amazon page, Collage Video reviews
4. Strength: Lean Legs & Butt - Amazon page, Collage Video reviews
5. Strength: Firm Arms & Abs - Amazon page, Collage Video reviews
6. Streamline: Pure & Simple Stretch -- Amazon page, Collage Video reviews

If you're into exercise videos, or are getting sick of your routine and want to try something new, you cannot go wrong with these. Promise.

Giveaway: A Suburban Mom, Notes From the Asylum

2008-01-23T06:41:00.000-08:00

UPDATE: Well, the competition was pretty stiff here, but we do have a winner: Karen of A Deaf Mom Shares Her World. I just stopped over there and -- wow -- she's got a lot going on. Head on over, I suggest that you start with this post. Go get 'em, Karen!

Monday afternoons at my house are known as Hell. Because that's when the boys take their swimming lessons. They hate it because, well, they're whiney brats I guess. I hate it because I have to chase Ava all over the place and the lessons are not at the same time so I get stuck there forever and.... Well, I guess I'm a whiney brat, too.

One thing I look forward to, though, is the new issue of Parents and Kids, the parent's paper of our regional newspaper, which is always in a pile by the flight of stairs Ava tries to fling herself down. As I hold Ava by the back of her shirt, I flip right to the back page to read Meredith O'Brien's latest column. It always makes me laugh out loud. And it always makes me feel like I'm "not the only one who..."

When Meredith came out with her book, which is a collection of 76 columns, I couldn't wait to get my hands on it. And it didn't disappoint. Half the time that I'm reading Meredith's columns, I have tears of laughter streaming down my face. It's just that I know many of her situations all too well. And if you're reading here, you probably do, too.

If you'd like to read one of Meredith's Parents and Kids columns, click here. If you'd like to win my copy of Suburban Mom, Notes From the Asylum, please leave a comment on this post between now and Sunday, January 27, at midnight, EST. My copy isn't brand new, it's been loved a bit, but it's still guaranteed to induce much laughing and nodding.

Jumpstart World 1st Grade

2008-01-09T10:00:00.000-08:00

When my kids ask to play video games (every other minute), I do my best to make sure that they play something with educational value, at least half of the time. Like many things in parenting (OK, most), this hasn't been as easy as I thought. My boys can sniff out an educational game like a dog can sniff out bacon, and much of the time, they're not biting.

I received the Web-based game JumpStart World First Grade for review, a perfect fit for my boys who are in kindergarten and 2nd grade. One afternoon over vacation, after they'd spent many mind-numbing hours playing at candystand.com and lego.com, I told them the only video game they could play was JumpStart World.

They'd played it once the previous week, and I expected some push back. But they were both pleased. Here is what they had to say after an afternoon of play:

John (6): "It is the best game, because you get the super stone, and I already earned the whole thing!"

Ben (7): "It's awesome. I like it cause it's different than any other game. You get to walk around and do different things."

JumpStart World begins by allowing the child to choose a character. Then he can follow the map to walk around the place and complete various activities. This set-up gives the game a sense of adventure, and by completing the tasks and earning pieces of a gemstone, the child feels he's accomplishing something.

The game keeps the child engaged, and suprisingly it keeps me engaged as well. After my boys play, JumpStart World emails me a progress report on each child, describing in detail what activities they have completed and what they will do next. I also receive "parent activity tips" tailored to each child. I like the ones I've received so far because they don't take much time to do and seem to have real educational value. For example, a tip I received for John suggested that, after reading John a story, I have him retell it to his grandparents in an email (with me typing). My desk is covered with child activity books that I never seem to use with my kids. I like the idea of getting these ideas in email to make sure that I will see them and be reminded to take a learning moment my kids.

The game we received came with two of the 12 first-grade adventures. If I want my kids to do the rest, I'll have to purchase one at a time for $8 or buy all 10 for $65. My boys completed the first adventure in about a week. I like the idea that they can progress at their own rate, and I am considering signing on for more adventures.

If you'd like more information, check out the JumpStart World Web site, and here's a link to JumpStart World First Grade on Amazon.

The "What to Expect Guide to a Healthy Home"

2008-01-03T11:06:00.000-08:00

I need to tell you the grossest thing I ever witnessed since becoming a mom, but first I have to tell you a few other things.

Especially during my first pregnancy, I read countless pregnancy books. Cover to cover. I still remember that Amazon box arriving with no less than 12 thick books inside. And that was just the first shipment.

But it was my dusty old booksale copy of What to Expect When You're Expecting, by Heidi Murkoff, that I read first and that seemed the most comprehensive when I was up at night, worried about one thing or another.

Murkoff is still actively advising new mothers, most recently with her "What to Expect: Guide to a Healthy Home," available for free here through a partnership with The Clorox Company. She also has launched a Web site, What to Expect, that's worth a look for any new parent.

Now, the gross-out story:

I was at an amusement park, standing in line for a ride. A young couple was in front of me, with a toddler perched on the mom's hip. The child was sucking on a pacifier, and it popped out of his mouth and landed on the ground. The mom barely stopped talking with her mate as she swooped down, picked up the pacifier, stuck it in her mouth to "clean" it, and popped it back in the child's mouth.

As if this wasn't gross enough, the scenario played out again no less that EIGHT TIMES before it was their turn to get on the ride. I have never, ever been so grossed out at another parent's actions.

Thanks for letting me share that, I feel so much better. Also, if that was you at the amusement park, or if you don't see the gross factor here, DOWNLOAD THIS PAMPHLET NOW!

OK, back to the "What to Expect: Guide to a Healthy Home." My main criteria when looking it over was whether it 1) taught me something new and 2) validated my neurotic germ-phobic behaviors. Happily, it passed on both counts, and I'm the proud owner of some brand new neurotic behaviors to boot.

To her credit, Murkoff keeps it low key, assuring readers that we live in a extremely clean conditions here the 21st century U.S. of A. The perfectionist in you can appreciate the desire to make it even cleaner, and as I always say, knowledge is power.

Did you know that if you flush the toilet with the cover open you create a "mini bacteria volcano"? Holy new neurotic habit, Batman!

Murkoff advises washing your hands BEFORE changing a diaper, something that never occured to me to do, and which I'm probably too lazy to ever do unless I was deboning a chicken when the smell of poop permeated the air.

Did you know that people who wash their hands seven times a day on average have about four times fewer colds than the average person? It's worth the dry, cracked skin after all!

I'm forever grateful to Murkoff for validating my staunch refusal to let my kids drink from public water fountains, or bubblers, as we like to call them here in Boston. She didn't go into the details as to why not, and I'm forever grateful for that, too.

She also gently told me that I have to stop picking my nose to set a good example for the children. Oh, I kid. I do it in the bathroom. Did you know you should wash your hands before you pick your nose? I am dead serious. Although Murkoff didn't say that, just to be clear. I extrapolated that fact for myself.

Clearly I am getting way too silly for what is a serious topic: the health of our families. This book taught me a few things and validated me on a few others, and I recommend that you check it out, too. It's here, in case you forgot.

MotherTalk Blog Tour: The Daring Book for Girls

2007-11-29T04:03:00.000-08:00

This post is part of a MotherTalk Blog Tour. For 99 other opinions on The Daring Book for Girls (!), as well as links to the authors' appearance on The Today Show and the book's Web pages, click here. You'll also find the book's zippy video trailer.

As a girl during the '70s, I did many of the activities listed in The Daring Book for Girls, the latest book by MotherTalk founders Andrea Buchanan and Miriam Peskowitz.

I told ghost stories and played "light as a board, stiff as a feather" with the neighborhood kids. (And yes, we levitated. No, really.) We played Marco Polo in Lesley's pool and made cootie catchers decorated with boys' names. The bones in my legs must have doubled in thickness thanks to the countless hours I spent jumping rope, both the American and the Chinese versions. (The sequence in, out, in, on, side, side, double, double is forever etched in my brain.)

We bowled candlepins at Sunnyside (and it didn't cost $20+ for two strings). I developed a penchant for scary movies. I roller skated and played intramural basketball and turned roughly 1,543 cartwheels by the time I turned 12.

I like to think I was daring.

Most of the things I did as a kid -- to kill an afternoon, to save myself from another hour of Mighty Mouse, Tom and Jerry or The Brady Bunch -- I did without much guidance. Sure, there was that Yoga for Kids book from the library, which taught me the child's pose and the downward dog and which I never returned. But there were no skating lessons, no basketball clinics. Not for me, anyway. I just strapped on the skates, grabbed the ball and plunged in.

I was, in today's terms, a hack. A happy hack, but a hack nonetheless.

How much more formidable would I have been if I'd had a copy of The Daring Book for Girls? Would I have finally mastered the back walk-over? Would I have fended off the neighborhood bully with my Karate moves? Would I have impressed my teachers with my knowledge of the Bill of Rights and of important women in history? Would I have saved myself untold hours of math anxiety with a few easy tricks?

Maybe yes, maybe no. One thing's for sure, my daughter will have this compendium of information to help her make that boring hopscotch grid about 10 times more interesting. She'll have handy access to all those handclap games I could never memorize. She'll have a killer booklist for when she starts reading, saving her from the random fate of the Scholastic book club selection. She'll know the basics of public speaking without the baptism-by-fire ritual most elementary school teachers seem to favor. And when her school has its first election for class officers, she'll know what the heck it's all about and what office, if any, she might be interested in.

She'll know all this because I'll read her this book. I'll remind her of it when she's bored or when some of her first challenges come up, for instance, when she negotiates her first babysitting salary.

Before any of that happens, though, I'll finish reading it myself. As crazy as it sounds, I still haven't given up on mastering the back walk-over.

Care.com: Saving You From the Inept Babysitter

2007-11-20T08:23:00.000-08:00

UPDATE: We have a winner! Dawn, you are the proud owner of a three-month membership to Care.com. Contact me with your email address so I can send you the link. And don't forget to come back and share your results!

It's no secret to my longtime readers that I haven't had the best luck with babysitters. Heck, even my favorite babysitter turned around and left me after a while. Then there's the times I'm so burnt out I feel like I need to save my kids from myself.

It's just a fact of life: When you have kids, you will always be vulnerable in the area of childcare.

When the folks at Mom Central asked if I'd blog about Care.com, an online service for connecting child (and pet, and elderly) care providers with those in need, I said yes. But I figured it would be one of those elite, high-priced services that I could never afford. Then I figured there wouldn't be any babysitters listed in my area. Then I figured they'd all have inflexible hours or want full time.

Such a positive thinker, aren't I?

When I halted my predictions of doom long enough to visit the site, my inner pessimist couldn't have been more surprised. Let's start with the price: A premium membership costs $25 for 1-month, $45 for 3-months, or $120 for 12-months, plus a one-time $15 registration fee. This lets you post jobs and contact any listed provider, and request their background checks and references. All of this is unlimited with no additional charges. They also have a directory of preschools.

During my babysitter debacles, I spent about $100 for three different ads in the newspaper, which netted me lots of people whom I knew nothing about and easily could have been wanted by the FBI. Given that experience, I consider Care.com's rates cheap money.

There were several pages of available babysitters listed in my town and in neighboring towns. Their price range was $5 to $20, which reflects the going rates in my area. ($5 an hour? Can you start, um, in five minutes?)

The profile pages include a photo, their age and a brief bio. The background check lets you know if their address, social security and criminal record have been verified by Care.com. There's also a spot for references, although not all candidates have references immediately available online. Some, however, have recorded interviews with their references available at your request. Awesome!

The word that best describes this site, to me, is "empowering." Really. I'm pretty excited about this service, because it's the best tool I've seen for finding babysitters. Brian and I do not have a babysitter right now for those times when my mom's not around. For those times, I've had to rely on the kindness of my neighbor or my niece, and they are generally available for the one-hour teacher meeting, not the four-hour dinner out that Brian and I suddenly need for our mental stability.

There are enough candidates listed in my area that I believe I'll find someone reliable and in my budget to care for my kiddos once in a while. Maybe I'll even set up some regular daytime freelance hours for myself. Huzzah!

Does this service sound interesting to you? OK, here's the deal: I've got at least one complimentary 3-month membership available for giveaway. You might want to go to Care.com and see if there are listings in your area before entering. I've still got to work out the details with Mom Central, but if you're interested in winning this, please leave a comment on this post between now and Saturday at midnight, EST. Sharing a babysitter nightmare story is optional but strongly encouraged. C'mon, tell me I'm not the only one who's hired more than her share of duds.

Have you heard of ESRB.org?

2007-11-12T08:27:00.000-08:00

As you may know, I've participated in blog tours with MotherTalk for about a year now. Today, I've joined a tour with a MotherTalk partner that you also may have heard of: Mom Central, so I can tell you about ESRB.org. I also earned a $20 stipend for this post.

I took the chance to tell you about the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB), because it's a comprehensive resource for parents who want to check out the violence level and age appropriateness of video games before buying them or letting their kids play them.

ESRB ratings are found on virtually every video game package, and provide helpful information about the age-appropriateness and content of video games. In addition, many video game consoles allow parents to set controls based on specific games' ESRB ratings. If you follow that link, you will find step-by-step instructions on setting controls for the Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows Vista, Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation 3.

At the heart of ESRB's site is an online tool that parents can use to search for game ratings. I used it to check out my boys' Imaginext Castle game, which has a nice, tame E rating. The only other non-educational game they've played so far is LEGO Star Wars, which also received an E rating despite some violence. However, Brian bought LEGO Star Wars II for them for Christmas and -- lo and behold! -- it's got an E10+ rating for cartoon violence and crude humor. Wonder if we can return it?

Another very helpful part of the site is the Resources for Parents page. It's got tons of links for finding family friendly video games, reviews, more info on setting parental controls, and online safety. Regarding the latter, we parents know that we need to remain vigilent about policing our kids' online activities. You may not know, however, that kids can download unauthorized or illegal modifications to software and hardware that remove protective controls. So keep an eye out for that, too.

This parenting job gets harder by the year, doesn't it? Thankfully sites like ESRB.org are making it a bit easier.

Another Winner

2007-11-11T08:30:00.000-08:00

Becky, you've won the Pixar Short Films Collection DVD! Congrats, and send along your address to clouth@gmail.com.

Thanks to all who entered!

Giveaway: Home Improvement, The Complete Seventh Season

2007-11-11T08:28:00.000-08:00

You know what depresses me? The fact that Home Improvement debuted 17 years ago. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't already been out of high school for four years at the time.

In other words, man, I'm old.

I have a brand new copy of Home Improvement, The Complete Seventh Season, available for giveaway to one of you nice persons who stop by my blog. For those of you unfamiliar with the intracacies of each Home Improvement season, the seventh season was when the boys became teenagers, some "serious subjects" were dealt with, and Mark went through his goth phase! I think the latter makes the season, don't you?

Although I also received a copy of the 8 Simple Rules, the Complete First Season, I am selfishly keeping it for myself. That show first aired in 2002, and despite all the great buzz it got, I never watched it because I was so busy having babies. Then, sadly, John Ritter went and died, so.... now's my chance.

Anway, if you would like a copy of Home Improvment, The Complete Seventh Season, leave me your excellent lead-and China-free ideas for Christmas gifts for 6-8 year old boys or a 2 year old girl. (If you don't celebrate Christmas, just think of it as a birthday gift idea, mmmkay?)

I'll accept entries between now and Friday at midnight, EST, and I'll announce the randomly drawn winner on Saturday. Good luck!

I had NO IDEA

2007-11-10T08:31:00.000-08:00

I often wondered what kind of post would push me up toward the 100-comment mark. Sure, I suspected it may be a giveaway, but I never, ever thought it would be for a DVD of a kids' show that people can watch on their regular cable/satellite every day of the week.

What's up with you people? Nothing personal but, for all of you who said you don't like Little Einsteins, you lie! You sing the theme song in the shower, and we all know it!

Given current events, I shouldn't be surprised. First it's lead paint on millions of toys, now it's the date rape drug in Aqua Dots. After all the concern about too much screen time, about brain cell damage caused by the boob tube, it turns out a screen is the safest thing for our kids to play with. I never saw that one coming, either.

So, all you adorable and eager Little Einsteins enthusiasts, we have a winner. I'm sorry for the delay but we had printer issues, and unlike Y, I do NOT love you guys enough to write down 80 some-odd names, let alone 200. I am no Y, this I know. Plus I'm lazy.

Anyway, the winner! Karen, come on down! You are the winner of Wonder Mom's most-entered giveaway contest ever! Wooo hooo! Send me your address, and I'll get this prized DVD out to you ASAP.

Congrats, and thanks to all you Einstein FREAKS who played along.

Giveaway: PIXAR Short Films Collection DVD

2007-11-07T08:32:00.000-08:00

Before we get into the details of this giveaway, can I just bitch for a minute? Yes? Thank you.

My day yesterday:

Get up early, anticipating the arrival of my mother, the harbinger of an "easy" day for me. Get the kids ready so we can go to Barnes and Noble to get a gift card for a birthday party John was invited to later in the day. (The invitation said not to feel obligated to bring a gift, but if we wanted to, we could bring a book for the birthday girl. I decided to at least get her a gift card, because, if all she's getting are books, then damnit, she gets to pick the book out.)

Notice the pouring rain, but remain optimistic that it will lighten up. Hit my clicker to unlock the car from the family room so we can all jump inside fast. Notice the lights don't flash. Get ominous feeling.

Run out in the downpour and realize that, yes, I left the interior lights on (long story) and the battery is dead (again).

Decide to rally and move the car seats into my mother's car, even though I can't open the sliding doors on my minivan because they're battery powered. Take the tribe to Barnes and Noble.

After an uneventful and pleasant trip to the bookstore, return home, put John's car seat back in my car --in the unending downpour -- and bring various items into the house, where Ava promptly pees her pants. Check my messages and realize the doctor's office scheduled me for my abdominal CT (long story) at exactly the time I asked them not to. Make several calls. Realize the CT place is closing and reopening in another location this week, causing problems with getting an appointment. Also realize there is a "prep kit" involved in this test. Get ominous feeling.

Run out in the rain in my mom's car to get the prep kit. Return home to listen to Ava yell "I'm NOT SLEEPING MOM!" over the monitor while I slurp down some chicken soup. Give John time outs for various infractions before realizing he has a fever. Begin to wonder if he can go to the party.

Call Brian for the 13th time and get no answer. Send him an email: "Please call me. I've been calling you since 8:30 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Congratulate myself for showing considerable restraint, with the bitchiness restricted to exclamation points.

Ben comes home, in the pouring rain. Begin scrambing to give snacks and get homework done. Finally talk to Brian for half a second, and let him no the battery's dead and John may or may not be too sick to go to the party. Propose that Brian take John to the party instead of me. Get shot down, and realize I'll have to take him. Ava pees her pants again.

Answer the phone. It's Brian. Catastrophic problems at work, he can't come home so I can take John to the party. Can't I bring all three kids? (No.) Can't I call our neighbor and ask her to babysit? (During dinner time? No.) Listen to how tremendously bad he feels. Hang up and gaze over at John, who is wiping snots on his sleeve.

Consider all the ways I may be able to take John to the party (babysitters, dropping him off and driving around with the other two kids for two hours), all the while forgetting that my car won't even start.

Answer the phone. It's my mom, telling me she still has Ava's car seat in her car. In New Hampshire. She offers to drive it to me in the morning. I accept despite wretching guilt. Ava pees her pants again.

Break the news to John. Explain all the reasons why I can't take him, including his low-grade fever and my lack of a car seat. Still forgetting that my car has a dead battery.

Make raviolis. Serve dinner. Break up fights. Stop Ava from jumping on the couch/coffee table/her brothers/me. Yell. Blow John's nose. Clean up Ava's pee again (WTF?!). Clean up the house. Yell some more.

Get the kids to bed. Sit in a heap on the couch and watch Dancing With the Stars over a bowl of Red Sox Peanut Butter Nation Ice Cream. Go to bed, hoping that the rising sun will break whatever curse had befallen me.

Back to the giveaway:

I haven't watched this yet, but I'm planning on sticking Pixar Short Films under the tree and watching it over Christmas break with the kids. I've seen a few of these, as extras on various Pixar DVDs, and I especially loved "Boundin' Jack-Jack Attack," and "One Man Band." There are 13 shorts in all. You know you want it!

If you really do want it, just leave me a message telling me how your day is going between now and Saturday at midnight EST. I'll draw a name randomly and post a winner on Sunday. Good luck!

Giveaway: Little Einsteins Rocket's Firebird Rescue DVD

2007-11-06T08:33:00.000-08:00

My blog and I had a little falling out. I got to the point where I was like, "You're just a pain in my ass, a waste of my time." And my blog was like "You're nothing without me. Remember the day you checked your stats and email 187 times?" And I was all, "You said you'd never throw that back in my face! And? You're nothing without ME!"

Turns out, I was right.

So I'm back to see if I can get a little bloggin mojo back. We shall see.

Meanwhile, I have for your giveaway-entering pleasure a brand new copy of the latest example of pioneering cinematic toddler crack, Rocket's Firebird Rescue, featuring Little Einsteins. At the time I was offered this DVD, Ava was so infactuated with Little Einsteins that I had to accept, even though I'm trying SO HARD to resist the free book/DVD temptation. As a testament to the power of Murphy's law in my life, Ava promtply eschewed Little Einsteins for her new BFF Dora and her new boyfriend Cailliou. (The latter is a horrible influence by the way, I'm going to have to break them up.)

Even though Ava is "so done with" Little Einsteins, I stuck this movie into her bag when she visited my Mom for the day. After stamping her foot and nearly popping a blood vessel demanding Dora for three straight hours, my Mom put this movie on. Ava didn't flinch for the entire movie, once again mesmerized by the the show's frolicsome animation and classical cadence.

Can you tell I haven't had my coffee yet? Remind me never to use a thesaurus before coffee.

If you'd like to win a new copy of the DVD Little Einsteins Rocket's Firebird Rescue, just leave a comment here between now and Friday. I'll draw a name randomly and post the winner on Friday. Good luck!

They had me at Jacqueline Mitchard

2007-10-28T08:34:00.000-07:00

A Hane's representative contacted me recently to ask if I'd mention their new site for moms: hanes.com/kids. The rep hooked me when she mentioned Jackie Mitchard, who is one of my favorite authors and columnists and a huge inspiration to me as a mom.

If you're not familiar with Jackie, she's got seven children and has managed to pursue her writing dreams at the same time, with much success. Not long ago I read her memoir, The Rest of Us, and gave it away here. She's really my hero!

Hanes.com/kids has lots of organizational tips, pre-made packing lists, a crafts section and online games. The "Parent News" section will feature a monthly article written by a high-profile mom. In October (i.e., now), author and mom Jackie Mitchard talks about Halloween. For November, Travel Channel co-host Tracy Gallagher will write about family travel, and in December, actress Holly Robinson Peete writes about getting through the holidays with joy, cheer and sanity.

The rep also sent me a bunch of Hanes goodies, and I have to admit I was surprised. I hadn't realized that they make more than sweats and underwear. Their kid's clothes are cute and cozy.
So, without further ado, here's a Q&A with Jackie that the Hane's folks fowarded on to me. (See how I call her Jackie now? It's like we're buddies, only, you know, we're not.)

On issues concerning moms these days…
We’re all wondering about rationing TV and computer time, and about the hours of homework and huge numbers of books our kids carry all day long. It seems that our children are little executives with day books and lunch dates, and that the blissful unplanned space of childhood is being squeezed out of existence. We worry that media idols are encouraging the idea that it’s okay to grow up too fast and become a parent too young.

On advice for parents…
Stay calm and do more listening than talking in a crisis. Most things that you fear come to pass if you have the patience to wait out a child’s “phase” rather than rush to panic. This goes for anything from tantrums to tattoos.

On how the Internet is affecting parenting…
It’s [the Internet] very important to ME. I can look up anything from a series of symptoms and find out if my child needs rest and juice or antibiotics. I can get ideas for creative projects and play. I can talk with other moms about their own experiences and issues with toddlers and teens, which is very reassuring.

On favorite sites…
Zappos.com, Amazon, eToys, Hanes.com, MomSense, About Parenting.com and Mom’s Café on MySpace.

On what’s going on and coming up…
Writing and working with Hanes.com/kids to help spread the word about the brand’s new site just for moms and kids! My novel, “Still Summer” about four friends fighting to survive after a pleasure cruise turns into a nightmare was just published, as well as my second dyoung adult novel, “All We Know of Heaven.” I’ll be writing two more young adult mysteries and I HOPE they’ll become an enduring series! I continue to raise funds for MS, which affects the life of my best friend from childhood and teaching a fiction seminary this spring in Fiji!